Obliterated Porn Stars' Work Is Never Done
Two barely conscious porn stars passed out on their backs after having one too many money shots last night. Just another day at the XXX office.
Filed under: Drunks
To Catch a Partier!!!
No hidden cameras here, Chris!
"To Catch a Predator" catcher Chris Hansen enjoyed himself in Las Vegas on Wednesday night.
Good luck claiming entrapment on this one.
Filed under: TV, Drunks, Party All The Time
Stacy Keibler -- So Lying About So Briety
Keib told us her drink of choice is water outside Crown Bar last night. In what language does "water" translate to "tequila?"
Filed under: Drunks
Kristin Cavallari -- Drunk and Irrelevant
She may be having trouble getting on TV these days, but one thing's for sure -- Kristin Cavallari ('memba her?!) has no problem getting into bars.
Last night outside One Sunset, KC was, well ... let's just say it's good she got a cab.
Filed under: Drunks
Amy's Baggage Unleashed on Lady's Face
People need to learn to stay a stone's throw away from the constantly raging Amy Winehouse -- or in this case, a glass bottle and a handbag away from her.
On one of her usual drama filled strolls through the streets of London, Wino smashed a glass bottle at the feet of some passing paps, then socked some woman in the face with her handbag when the lady tried to confront her. Remember to keep your distance, people.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Amy Winehouse, Drunks, Fights
Recently Spotted Sober: Cheryl Burke
Even after three club appearances -- Villa, One and Hyde -- Cheryl Burke was able to walk in a straight line last night. Incredible!
While we miss the boozy Burke, we're thankful Kelly Monaco was there to take her place as that girl.
Filed under: Dancing with the Stars, Drunks
Dick's Chicken Dance ... Before Gettin' Plucked
Check out these pics from inside Buffalo Wild Wings -- right before Andy Dick got busted. 
We're told the wackadoodle arrived around 10 PM, began drinking and became extremely obnoxious, trying to give customers lap dances. Try getting that out your clothes! We hear Dick showed up with a friend, but they ended up leaving him. Ditch the Dick!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Drunks
Brolin Busted: Shreveport Happens
Actors Josh Brolin, Jeffrey Wright and five other crew members of the Oliver Stone directed film, "W." were popped by cops outside Stray Cats bar earlier this morning in Shreveport, LA. 
Apparently a crew member of the movie was arrested for public intoxication and resisting arrest. That's when police say Brolin, Wright and the others interfered. According to the Shreveport Times, the actors allegedly put up such a fuss that the police at the nightclub had to call for backup.
Brolin and Wright were both arrested during the melee.
Calls to their reps have not been returned.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird, Drunks
A Sobering Moment with Cheryl Burke
Asking late-night lush Cheryl Burke how wasted she planned on getting at a Fourth of July party seemed totally reasonable to us.
Not so much to her and pals Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey.
Filed under: Dancing with the Stars, Drunks
DUI Suspect Lives In Sugar Daddy City
Here's the lowdown on the suspect from Wednesday morning's nasty hit and run accident.
Her name is Heather Auger and she's a 27-year-old from Orange County. We're told she went to Cal-State Fullerton, but that she doesn't work now -- she's got a rich BF. Must be nice.
We tried to go down to her apartment in Bev Hills yesterday, but we were rebuffed by a rude roommate.
As for the legal stuff, she was held on $52,500 bail and posted early yesterday morning. She's due back in court on July 23.
Filed under: Drunks
Carnage in the TMZ
We've covered the nightlife in the Thirty Mile Zone for three years -- but sometimes the club scene goes terribly, terribly wrong.
Our cameras began rolling around 2:30 AM, moments after an unidentified woman was smashed into by an SUV outside of STK and left motionless in the street as the allegedly boozed up driver sped off -- unaware of the bloody disaster she left in her wake.
As the suspect drove away, the victim's boyfriend chased down the SUV and pulled the driver out of the car. The confrontation is the most powerful, emotional exchange we've ever caught on tape.
LAPD tells us a girl was arrested for felony hit and run and DUI. We're told the victim suffered a broken pelvis, but she'll be fine.
UPDATE: The driver of the car -- who sources confirm is the girl we got on camera afterwards -- registered a .17 blood alcohol content. Legal limit in California is .08.
Filed under: Drunks
Hit and Run Girl: Smashed When She Crashed
The girl who was arrested this morning for hit and run is in some serious trouble now.
Sources tell TMZ her blood alcohol level was TWICE THE LEGAL LIMIT!!! We're told she blew around a .17 -- legal limit in California is .08.
She's been booked on felony hit and run and DUI.
Filed under: Drunks
Matthew McConaughey: Dancing Fool
We showed you the pics of Matt McConaughey's drunken surf trip to Nicaragua earlier this month, now we have the video to go with it.
Favorite McConaughey dance move: spinning in a circle, while clapping, with your eyes closed.
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey, Drunks
Cheryl Burke: Dancing with the Slurs
Just because there's no red light, doesn't mean the camera isn't recording -- something an overly-partied Cheryl probably wished she knew before calling Verne Troyer the very un-PC term, "midget," about a hundred times.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Dancing with the Stars, Drunks
